Finish that sentence! From the teaser for next week’s episode of Chuck, “Jill, if you hurt him, I swear… I’m going to kick your head off.” Emphasis mine. It’s what I’ve been hoping for since they introduced this love-triangle chick.

I sure do hate love triangles… and love Yvonne Strahovski.

From an Associated Press story on the pending GM/Ford/Chrysler bailout fight:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., said over the weekend that the House would provide aid to the ailing industry, though she did not put a price on her plan.

“The House is ready to do it,” said Democratic Rep. Barney Frank of Massachusetts, chairman of the House Financial Services Committee. “There’s no downside to trying.”

There’s “no downside” to throwing billions of dollars in taxpayer money at companies whose smothering employee unions and sluggish reactions to the market leave them on the brink of bankruptcy. These people are the shining lights of the Democratic Party, and will continue to insist more government is the answer in the face of all history and good sense.

It’s going to be a long four years. Good for Senators Shelby and Kyl, who are stating what should be obvious and sticking to their guns.

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are going to do some more to protect poor, helpless Americans from the evils of “markets” and “contracts.” Their interventions have worked great so far!

The program will be offered to people who are at least 90 days behind on their payments, according to government officials. The goal will be to modify the mortgage - most likely by reducing the interest rate - so that the monthly loan payment is no higher than 38 percent of the borrower’s monthly income.

Watch as the federal government, with a wave of its hand, saves a few hundred thousand of us from ourselves. If only I’d known ahead of time that a mortgage contract is not really a contract, if enough people agree to bad ones. I could have gotten a $400,000 home! Magic!

Apparently living in a home you cannot afford is one of those new universal rights Congressional Democrats invented. Though Barack Obama did a bang-up job blaming the burst housing bubble on President Bush, the problem’s been brewing for decades. Who among current Congressmen is to blame? Barney Frank (D-MA) sits near the top of the list, but don’t worry! He’ll keep his committee powers and one of these days the government will figure out how to cram an inherently broken concept down the market’s throat:

Time and time again, Frank insisted that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were in good shape. Five years ago, for example, when the Bush administration proposed much tighter regulation of the two companies, Frank was adamant that “these two entities, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, are not facing any kind of financial crisis.” When the White House warned of “systemic risk for our financial system” unless the mortgage giants were curbed, Frank complained that the administration was more concerned about financial safety than about housing.

Once we get our current center-right president out of the White House and make way for the most liberal member of the Senate, maybe we’ll get past this backwards concept of anyone paying for anything without Washington’s help and supervision.

Things to love about Chuck:

1. Cake for the opening credits.
2. Lead Zachary Levi and nearly all the supporting cast are great little-known actors and actresses.
3. Writers who cook up goofy spy action with a lot of laughs.
4. Adam Baldwin doing his hilarious badass thing.
5. Yvonne Strahovski.
6. Yvonne Strahovski.
7. Yvonne Strahovski.

It’s a silly show… and I love it.

Congressman Boehner,

Congratulations on your election to a 10th term in the United States House of Representatives. As a current resident of Hilliard who was born and raised in Miami County, it’s reassuring to see another Boehner victory approaching 70% when the GOP in central Ohio has been on its heels for the last three elections. I can only imagine how discouraging it must be to watch the conservative ranks thin around you because of losses both in conviction and at the polls.

It’s a sad state of affairs when, after being routed in the Presidential election by the most liberal member of the Senate, we’re stuck rooting for Ted Stevens and waiting for a recount to keep Al Franken out of Washington. It’s ridiculous that we can scarcely hope the national media will do anything the next four years besides provide continuous in-kind assistance to the cause of Barack Obama’s re-election. With the Democrats so close to a filibuster-proof majority and the media moving ever more shamelessly to the left, there is little room for error in either house of Congress.

I hope and pray that you’ll continue your role as a happy warrior for lower taxes, individual freedom, and traditional American values. While it’s obvious that an inability to present and promote conservative ideals is a weakness that extends far beyond President Bush himself, you’ve been one of few exceptions in the short time I’ve followed politics. The cause of conservatism needs you now, as it did in 1994. Remind those who would forget that bigger government is not better government.

Keep your nose clean and your message clear, as the Democrats in Washington - so quick to decry divisiveness and negative politics - leave no stone unturned and no words untwisted when it comes to silencing dissent. Keep your head up as President Obama pushes ever more dependence-producing entitlements, citing a mandate for “Change” that would knock our founding fathers right out of their powdered wigs. Continue to be an example by your faith in God and the Constitution; continue to be a thorn in the side of Nancy Pelosi, for whom bipartisanship means cooperation with the progressive agenda.

I realize you’re well aware of the portions of this that make sense, but this is mostly a therapeutic exercise anyway. A lot has changed since I was a student in Mr. Worth’s class at Miami East High School, helping cover George W. Bush’s first inauguration for the Troy Daily News. There is much good work to be done. Thank you, Congressman, for all your efforts to date — America needs your principled leadership and consistent conservatism.

Godspeed,

Jason A. Hart

Congratulations to Steve Stivers in OH-15. It’s nice to see someone I voted for get elected. I’m also very happy to see the Issue 6 casino deal fall on its face.

We’ll see how these last four Senate seats shake out. It’ll be a huge day for Unilever, makers of Vaseline, if they all fall Democrat. It’ll be a terrible day for the rest of us.

So Chairman Obama broke an early campaign financing pledge, and then rigged his website to accept fradulent donations. So his voting record is well to the left of the electorate. So he’s spent decades supporting racists, terrorists, and garden-variety America haters with his time, money, and words. So his plan for a recession is to soak the rich and broaden entitlements for “the middle class.”

So what? Have you heard the man talk? Have you seen how Presidential he looks?